<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny turtle - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny turtle - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 00:00:07 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 00:00:07 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Guy can&#039;t afford a dog, so he teaches his turtle to do tricks</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61621/Guy-can-t-afford-a-dog-so-he-teaches-his-turtle-to-do-tricks.html</link><description>Roll over, play dead, this is one smart turtle!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61621/Guy-can-t-afford-a-dog-so-he-teaches-his-turtle-to-do-tricks.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61621.jpg</image><media:title>Guy can&#039;t afford a dog, so he teaches his turtle to do tricks</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/61621.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="168" height="304" width="228" /><media:description>Roll over, play dead, this is one smart turtle!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>turtle,tricks,animal</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61621.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 00:00:07 -0500</pubDate><title>Turtleface</title><link>http://www.abum.com/32404/Turtleface.html</link><description>If a turtle could scream, it&#039;d look like this</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-32404/Turtleface.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/32404.jpg</image><media:title>Turtleface</media:title><media:description>If a turtle could scream, it&#039;d look like this</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>mouth,scream,turtle,yell</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/32404.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2006 00:00:12 -0400</pubDate><title>More Hot Turtle Sex</title><link>http://www.abum.com/25733/More-Hot-Turtle-Sex.html</link><description>Since everyone is loving the other turtle sex video so much, here&#039;s one with really big turtles!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-25733/More-Hot-Turtle-Sex.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/25733.jpg</image><media:title>More Hot Turtle Sex</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/25733.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="158" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Since everyone is loving the other turtle sex video so much, here&#039;s one with really big turtles!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>moan,sex,turtle,weird</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/25733.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 00:00:04 -0500</pubDate><title>Oh No! Flying Turtle!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/14763/Oh-No-Flying-Turtle.html</link><description>Never knew these guys could fly!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-14763/Oh-No-Flying-Turtle.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/14763.jpg</image><media:title>Oh No! Flying Turtle!</media:title><media:description>Never knew these guys could fly!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>fly,turtle,water</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/14763.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Tiny little turtle</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61403/Tiny-little-turtle.html</link><description>That little guy is barely bigger than a finger!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61403/Tiny-little-turtle.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61403.jpg</image><media:title>Tiny little turtle</media:title><media:description>That little guy is barely bigger than a finger!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>turtle,tiny,small,finger</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61403.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Turtles gone Wild</title><link>http://www.abum.com/55153/Turtles-gone-Wild.html</link><description>That turtle is having one hell of a time, as is evident by the nasty moaning sound he&#039;s making!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-55153/Turtles-gone-Wild.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/55153.jpg</image><media:title>Turtles gone Wild</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/55153.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="61" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>That turtle is having one hell of a time, as is evident by the nasty moaning sound he&#039;s making!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>sex,turtle,hump</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/55153.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 00:00:11 -0400</pubDate><title>Grand Theft Mario</title><link>http://www.abum.com/54130/Grand-Theft-Mario.html</link><description>What would happen if Mario&#039;s world collided with the GTA world? This.</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-54130/Grand-Theft-Mario.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/54130.jpg</image><media:title>Grand Theft Mario</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/54130.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="176" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>What would happen if Mario&#039;s world collided with the GTA world? This.</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>attack,die,mario,shoot,turtle</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/54130.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 00:00:02 -0400</pubDate><title>Giant Turtle Load</title><link>http://www.abum.com/16099/Giant-Turtle-Load.html</link><description>Why is this truck hauling a giant turtle, and where is it going?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-16099/Giant-Turtle-Load.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/16099.jpg</image><media:title>Giant Turtle Load</media:title><media:description>Why is this truck hauling a giant turtle, and where is it going?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>huge,truck,turtle</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/16099.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Turtle Thinks it&#039;s a Bird</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89979/Turtle-Thinks-it-s-a-Bird.html</link><description>He may look like a turtle, but that doesn&#039;t mean to say he&#039;s going to act like one, no way, instead he&#039;s going to flap his flippers and just pretend that he can lift off from the ground and soar majestically across the sky.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89979/Turtle-Thinks-it-s-a-Bird.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89979.jpg</image><media:title>Turtle Thinks it&#039;s a Bird</media:title><media:description>He may look like a turtle, but that doesn&#039;t mean to say he&#039;s going to act like one, no way, instead he&#039;s going to flap his flippers and just pretend that he can lift off from the ground and soar majestically across the sky.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Turtle,Thinks,its,Bird</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89979.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Anti-Ninja Turtle Propaganda</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85582/Anti-Ninja-Turtle-Propaganda.html</link><description>If you were wondering at what point it was that society crumbled, when the historians look back and wonder that, they&#039;ll take one look at a video like this and say &quot;Ah! 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