<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny instant - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny instant - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Instant Date Prank</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92727/Instant-Date-Prank.html</link><description>In the age of Tinder, it&#039;s not often people get to hang out and have a romantic dinner together, even if it is with someone they only met 3 seconds ago.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92727/Instant-Date-Prank.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92727.jpg</image><media:title>Instant Date Prank</media:title><media:description>In the age of Tinder, it&#039;s not often people get to hang out and have a romantic dinner together, even if it is with someone they only met 3 seconds ago.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Instant,Date,Prank</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92727.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Making Instant Coffee</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90734/Making-Instant-Coffee.html</link><description>There are some life skills you need to know, one of those is how to make instant coffee. 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It doesn&#039;t matter how good you are the rest of the time. When you start running your mouth or acting like an idiot you have to bare in mind that instant karma is ready to pounce at any moment.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86284/Instant-Karma.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86284.jpg</image><media:title>Instant Karma</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s gunna get you. It doesn&#039;t matter how good you are the rest of the time. 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