<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny not - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny not - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>That Was NOT A Countdown!&#039;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94324/That-Was-NOT-A-Countdown.html</link><description>A marine is upset by the lack of a countdown on his Slingshot ride. 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